A story about Neil Hannon
Oh Neil, I forgive your recent pretentious silliness, as you will always have been the object of my early teen, shut-up-in-my-bedroom, no-one-else-understands-me fantasies…
Oh Neil, I forgive your recent pretentious silliness, as you will always have been the object of my early teen, shut-up-in-my-bedroom, no-one-else-understands-me fantasies…
Wow, I’m the first one to want to meet Jon Snow?? The above description does him no justice, though yes the ties do rock. He is just a wonderful wonderful man, incredibly intelligent and deeply compassionate. Did you see that C4 advert where he says he last cried ‘this morning’?
I love him. Meeting him would be a true honour.
Oh! Ira
I’m your greatest admira
You’re so inspira-
-tional, and that voice makes me feel
on fira
...well I tried. Maybe he’ll use it.